Because I love to beat a dead (stick) horse...today on the way to preschool...
I'm not exactly sure what this says about your family but I'm pretty sure we would have very little to talk about at a backyard BBQ. Just for fun I would probably say, "Didn't you just LOVE Jar Jar Binks?". Then we would probably have to get out our light sabers and be all "Oh no you di-nt!".
And in other topical news (and by that I mean it's trending on Yahoo or I read it in People Magazine)...
Have you jumped on the Mommy porn bandwagon yet? If so, you are not alone. There are even plenty of Dudes reading to see what all the hype is about. Imma gonna give you my fifty cents on Fifty Shades. B.O.R.I.N.G. I know, I know, there's lots of hands fisting in hair, plenty of daily sex (now I see why the men folks are interested)...some of it quite kinky. Spoiler Alert: The virginal coed falls IN LOVE with the dirty, f'ed up hotty and they live happily ever after with many misadventures thrown in to make it more a novel and less a Penthouse Letter. Is this really what any of us want in a book that's all S&M -y??? I think not. But if you still have your heart set on seeing what all the sexy fuss is about, have at it. I read the whole series...every tawdry bit of it. I'm pretty sure I am not alone when I say that my Mommy Porn would be more along the lines of a two night stay at the Holiday Inn Express down the street where the room is cleaned for me, my meals are delivered to my door (I suppose this is where the man fits into the fantasy but I'm not picky, just hungry), I get the remote and it's very very quiet, I am alone in bed (rather than the usual 2+) and I get to sleep in. Oh my...
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